Waste of Oxygens
Coach: Kody Zapatka
| Regular Season Standings | |||||
| Team | Win | Loss | PCT | HTH | |
| Dad Bods | 7 | 0 | 1.000 | ||
| Waste of Oxygens | 7 | 1 | 0.875 | ||
| ABC's | 6 | 1 | 0.857 | ||
| HitMen | 4 | 3 | 0.571 | 1 | |
| Mighty Ducks | 4 | 3 | 0.571 | 2 | |
| Balls Deep | 3 | 4 | 0.429 | 1 | |
| Kekumbas | 3 | 4 | 0.429 | 2 | |
| Underdogs | 2 | 5 | 0.286 | ||
| One Hit Wonders | 1 | 6 | 0.143 | 1 | |
| Heroes Sports | 1 | 6 | 0.143 | 2 | |
| The Flesh Ripping Weasels | 1 | 6 | 0.143 | 3 | |
| PCT = Winning PercentageHTH = Head-To-Head | |||||