Kicking Grass and Taking Names
| Regular Season Standings | |||||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | Points | HTH | AGDiff | AGA | Forfeit | |
| Kicking Grass and Taking Names | 8 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 0.89 | 0.11 | 0 | ||
| Everything Hurts | 7 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 0.88 | 0.13 | 0 | ||
| Handball Masters | 6 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 | ||
| Say When | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | ||
| The Substitutes | 5 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 0.33 | 0.44 | 0 | ||
| Prestige Worldwide | 5 | 2 | 1 | 16 | -- | 0.38 | 0.38 | 0 | |
| ERM | 5 | 2 | 1 | 16 | -- | 0.38 | 0.38 | 0 | |
| Grass Stains | 5 | 2 | 1 | 16 | -- | 0.38 | 0.38 | 0 | |
| Misfits | 5 | 4 | 0 | 15 | 0.11 | 0.44 | 0 | ||
| Bulldogs | 4 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 0.25 | 0.50 | 0 | ||
| Goal Trolls | 4 | 4 | 0 | 12 | -- | 0.00 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Chesco | 4 | 4 | 0 | 12 | -- | 0.00 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Team GTM | 3 | 4 | 2 | 11 | -0.11 | 0.67 | 0 | ||
| USLI | 3 | 4 | 1 | 10 | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 | ||
| PIVO | 3 | 5 | 0 | 9 | -0.25 | 0.63 | 0 | ||
| Dyslexia Untied | 2 | 4 | 2 | 8 | -0.25 | 0.75 | 0 | ||
| We Played at Rocket | 2 | 5 | 1 | 7 | -- | -0.38 | 0.75 | 0 | |
| Rock Hill | 2 | 6 | 1 | 7 | -- | -0.44 | 0.78 | 0 | |
| Coed Wednesday House Team | 2 | 6 | 0 | 6 | -0.50 | 0.75 | 0 | ||
| Cobra Kai FC | 1 | 5 | 2 | 5 | -0.50 | 0.88 | 0 | ||
| BFC | 1 | 6 | 1 | 4 | -0.63 | 0.88 | 0 | ||
| I Have Sh*t to do Tomorrow | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 | |
| Brexit FC | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 | |
| Points = Calculated PointsHTH = Head-To-HeadAGDiff = Average Goal DifferentialAGA = Average Goals AgainstForfeit = Games Forfeited | |||||||||