| Regular Season Standings | |||||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | Points | HTH | AGDiff | AGA | Forfeit | |
| Trashed | 6 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Spartans | 6 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Beercelona 2 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Sons of Pitches | 5 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 0.25 | 0.38 | 0 | ||
| H'TOWN F.C. | 4 | 2 | 2 | 14 | -- | 0.25 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| OwnGoal | 4 | 2 | 2 | 14 | -- | 0.25 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Variety Pack | 4 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0.00 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Jawns FC | 4 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 0.00 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Old Boys | 2 | 3 | 3 | 9 | -0.13 | 0.75 | 0 | ||
| Grumpy Old Men | 2 | 4 | 2 | 8 | -0.25 | 0.75 | 0 | ||
| Caveat Emptor | 2 | 5 | 1 | 7 | -- | -0.38 | 0.75 | 0 | |
| Alpha FC | 2 | 5 | 1 | 7 | -- | -0.38 | 0.75 | 0 | |
| USSMNT | 1 | 5 | 2 | 5 | -0.50 | 0.88 | 0 | ||
| Omega FC | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 | ||
| Points = Calculated PointsHTH = Head-To-HeadAGDiff = Average Goal DifferentialAGA = Average Goals AgainstForfeit = Games Forfeited | |||||||||