| Regular Season Standings | |||||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | Points | HTH | AGDiff | AGA | Forfeit | |
| Town FC | 7 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 1 | 0.75 | 0.13 | 0 | |
| Bendtner Boys | 7 | 2 | 0 | 21 | 2 | 0.56 | 0.22 | 0 | |
| Crystal Phallus | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 1 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Grease FC | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 1 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Freedom Elite | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| DMA Young Boys | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Inter Vidas | 5 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 0.25 | 0.38 | 0 | ||
| FC Pocopson | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 0.13 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Vidas United | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 2 | 0.13 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Nice FC | 3 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 0.00 | 0.63 | 0 | ||
| Drexel U | 3 | 5 | 0 | 9 | -0.25 | 0.63 | 0 | ||
| Vidas FC | 2 | 4 | 0 | 6 | -0.33 | 0.67 | 0 | ||
| Busquets & Gravy | 1 | 6 | 1 | 4 | -0.63 | 0.88 | 0 | ||
| Good Milk | 1 | 8 | 0 | 3 | -0.78 | 0.89 | 0 | ||
| Men's B House Team | 0 | 7 | 1 | 1 | -0.88 | 1.00 | 0 | ||
| Asado | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 | ||
| Points = Calculated PointsHTH = Head-To-HeadAGDiff = Average Goal DifferentialAGA = Average Goals AgainstForfeit = Games Forfeited | |||||||||