| Regular Season Standings | |||||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | Points | HTH | AGDiff | AGA | Forfeit | |
| Wanderers | 7 | 1 | 0 | 21 | -- | 0.75 | 0.13 | 0 | |
| Tesla Payments | 7 | 1 | 0 | 21 | -- | 0.75 | 0.13 | 0 | |
| South Side Philly Skywalkers | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 1 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| FC Sunwager | 6 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 0.50 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| Green Street Hooligans | 5 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 0.25 | 0.38 | 0 | ||
| PJP | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | -- | 0.13 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Magic Touch | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | -- | 0.13 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Industry FC | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | -- | 0.13 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Satansville FC | 3 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 1 | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 | |
| Fat Dopes | 3 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 2 | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 | |
| YSC MOST WANTED | 3 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 2 | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 | |
| Whalers FC | 3 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 3 | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 | |
| UGLY | 3 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 1 | -0.25 | 0.63 | 0 | |
| Light Urple | 3 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 2 | -0.25 | 0.63 | 0 | |
| FC Yeehaw | 2 | 5 | 1 | 7 | -0.38 | 0.75 | 0 | ||
| Dogs Bollocks | 2 | 6 | 0 | 6 | -- | -0.50 | 0.75 | 0 | |
| Citizen Cuenca | 2 | 6 | 0 | 6 | -- | -0.50 | 0.75 | 0 | |
| Snake Eyes FC | 1 | 7 | 0 | 3 | -0.75 | 0.88 | 0 | ||
| Points = Calculated PointsHTH = Head-To-HeadAGDiff = Average Goal DifferentialAGA = Average Goals AgainstForfeit = Games Forfeited | |||||||||