| Regular Season Standings | |||||
| Team | Win | Loss | PCT | HTH | |
| Dirty Dozen | 27 | 3 | 0.900 | ||
| Bevis and Bumphead | 19 | 11 | 0.633 | ||
| Auggie's Allstars | 18 | 12 | 0.600 | ||
| StamVegas Ducks | 16 | 14 | 0.533 | 1 | |
| We Dig Your Balls | 16 | 14 | 0.533 | 2 | |
| Special Delivery | 15 | 15 | 0.500 | 1 | |
| Bump N Grind | 15 | 15 | 0.500 | 2 | |
| Stamfrancisco 69ers | 11 | 19 | 0.367 | ||
| Just the Tip | 10 | 20 | 0.333 | ||
| We Met On Tinder | 3 | 27 | 0.100 | ||
| PCT = Winning PercentageHTH = Head-To-Head | |||||