Cowboys
Will Smith: Nick Hall
NO POCKET SHORTS ALLOWED AT GAMES. NO GREEN SHORTS ARE ALLOWED.
| Regular Season Standings | |||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | PCT | HTH | APA | |
| Bucs | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.750 | 1 | 13.00 | |
| Cowboys | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.750 | 1 | 17.00 | |
| Dolphins | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.750 | 1 | 17.50 | |
| Jets | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0.688 | 1 | 10.63 | |
| Steelers | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0.688 | 1 | 20.50 | |
| Seahawks | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0.375 | 20.75 | ||
| Chiefs | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0.250 | 1 | 27.75 | |
| Panthers | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0.250 | 2 | 23.50 | |
| Vikings | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0.000 | 26.75 | ||
| PCT = Winning PercentageHTH = Head-To-HeadAPA = Average Points Against | |||||||