| Regular Season Standings | ||||||||
| Team | GP | Win | Loss | PCT | PDiff | PA | PF | |
| Usurpers | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0.833 | 81 | 191 | 272 | |
| Passed Prime | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0.833 | 53 | 214 | 267 | |
| Hit For Brains | 12 | 7 | 5 | 0.583 | 23 | 238 | 261 | |
| Shirts Required | 12 | 4 | 8 | 0.333 | -45 | 257 | 212 | |
| Farquaad Star Squad | 12 | 4 | 8 | 0.333 | -45 | 267 | 222 | |
| Pancake | 12 | 1 | 11 | 0.083 | -67 | 278 | 211 | |
| PCT = Winning PercentagePDiff = Total Point DifferentialPA = Points AgainstPF = Points For | ||||||||
