| Regular Season Standings | |||||||
| Team | Overall | Points | HTH | AGDiff | AGA | Forfeit | |
| The Replacements | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Wash-Ups | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Flipadelphia | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Misfits | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Dyslexia Untied | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Chuff City | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Handball Masters | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| Grass Stains | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 3 | -- | 1.00 | 0.00 | 0 |
| The Substitutes | 0-0-1 | .500 | 1 | 1 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Voudou | 0-0-1 | .500 | 1 | 1 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Soccer Vibes | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Kicking Grass and Taking Names | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Run it Back | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| NotInShape Forest | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Snuggle Bunnies | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| We Played at Rocket | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Hard Knox | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| The Gazelles | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0 | -- | -1.00 | 1.00 | 0 |
| Points = Calculated PointsHTH = Head-To-HeadAGDiff = Average Goal DifferentialAGA = Average Goals AgainstForfeit = Games Forfeited | |||||||
| Regular Season Schedule & Results | |||||||
| Week | Date | Time | Location | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | Wed 6/24/26 | 6:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | We Played at Rocket | 0 | Chuff City | 1 |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | Kicking Grass and Taking Names | 0 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | The Substitutes | 1 | Voudou | 1 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Grass Stains | 1 | Snuggle Bunnies | 0 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 8:45 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Soccer Vibes | 0 | Misfits | 1 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Wash-Ups | 1 | Hard Knox | 0 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Handball Masters | 1 | The Gazelles | 0 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field C | Run it Back | 0 | The Replacements | 1 | |
| Wed 6/24/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Flipadelphia | 1 | NotInShape Forest | 0 | |
| Week 2 | Wed 7/1/26 | 6:30 PM | Indoor Field AB | Snuggle Bunnies | Handball Masters | ||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 6:30 PM | Indoor Field D | The Substitutes | The Replacements | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 7:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | The Gazelles | NotInShape Forest | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Misfits | Hard Knox | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 8:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Kicking Grass and Taking Names | Run it Back | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 9:30 PM | Indoor Field C | Grass Stains | Voudou | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Chuff City | Soccer Vibes | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | We Played at Rocket | Flipadelphia | |||
| Wed 7/1/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Dyslexia Untied | Wash-Ups | |||