| Regular Season Standings | |||||||
| Team | Overall | Points | HTH | AGDiff | AGA | Forfeit | |
| Undecided | 7-1-0 | .875 | 21 | 1 | 0.75 | 0.13 | 0 |
| Dyslexia Untied | 7-1-0 | .875 | 21 | 2 | 0.75 | 0.13 | 0 |
| Amigos | 6-0-2 | .875 | 20 | 0.75 | 0.25 | 0 | |
| YOTT FC | 6-1-1 | .813 | 19 | -- | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 |
| Dodgy Blokes | 6-1-1 | .813 | 19 | -- | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 |
| Blue Bombers | 6-1-1 | .813 | 19 | -- | 0.63 | 0.25 | 0 |
| BFC | 4-3-1 | .563 | 13 | 0.13 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| No Prob-llama FC | 4-4-0 | .500 | 12 | 0.00 | 0.50 | 0 | |
| Way Past Our Prime | 3-4-1 | .438 | 10 | -- | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 |
| Let's Get Active | 3-4-1 | .438 | 10 | -- | -0.13 | 0.63 | 0 |
| Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 3-4-0 | .429 | 9 | -- | -0.14 | 0.57 | 0 |
| Soccer? I hardly know her | 3-5-0 | .375 | 9 | -- | -0.25 | 0.63 | 0 |
| Coed Wednesday House Team | 2-4-2 | .375 | 8 | -0.25 | 0.75 | 0 | |
| Rock Hill | 2-4-1 | .357 | 7 | 1 | -0.29 | 0.71 | 0 |
| I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 2-5-1 | .313 | 7 | 1 | -0.38 | 0.75 | 0 |
| FC Benny | 2-6-0 | .250 | 6 | 1 | -0.50 | 0.75 | 0 |
| PIVO | 2-6-0 | .250 | 6 | 2 | -0.50 | 0.75 | 0 |
| Bulldogs | 1-5-2 | .250 | 5 | -0.50 | 0.88 | 0 | |
| Mildly Offensive | 1-6-1 | .188 | 4 | -0.63 | 0.88 | 0 | |
| Projects FC | 0-5-3 | .188 | 3 | -0.63 | 1.00 | 0 | |
| Points = Calculated PointsHTH = Head-To-HeadAGDiff = Average Goal DifferentialAGA = Average Goals AgainstForfeit = Games Forfeited | |||||||
| Regular Season Schedule & Results | |||||||
| Week | Date | Time | Location | Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | Wed 4/22/26 | 6:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | No Prob-llama FC | 1 | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 0 |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 6:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Amigos | 1 | Rock Hill | 0 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 8:00 PM | Indoor Field AB | PIVO | 0 | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 8:15 PM | Indoor Field D | FC Benny | 0 | Undecided | 1 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 8:45 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Soccer? I hardly know her | 1 | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 0 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Let's Get Active | 1 | BFC | 0 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Way Past Our Prime | 1 | Coed Wednesday House Team | 0 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 9:45 PM | Indoor Field C | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | Bulldogs | 0 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 9:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Projects FC | 0 | Blue Bombers | 1 | |
| Wed 4/22/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | YOTT FC | 1 | Mildly Offensive | 0 | |
| Week 2 | Wed 4/29/26 | 6:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | PIVO | 0 | No Prob-llama FC | 1 |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 6:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Coed Wednesday House Team | 0 | Rock Hill | 1 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 6:45 PM | Indoor Field C | YOTT FC | 1 | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 7:30 PM | Indoor Field C | Bulldogs | 0 | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 1 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 8:00 PM | Indoor Field AB | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 1 | FC Benny | 0 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Let's Get Active | 1 | Amigos | 1 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 9:30 PM | Indoor Field AB | Undecided | 1 | Projects FC | 0 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | BFC | 0 | Soccer? I hardly know her | 1 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 9:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | Mildly Offensive | 0 | |
| Wed 4/29/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Blue Bombers | 1 | Way Past Our Prime | 1 | |
| Week | Date | Time | Location | Home | Away | ||
| Week 3 | Wed 5/6/26 | 6:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Blue Bombers | 1 | FC Benny | 0 |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Rock Hill | 0 | BFC | 1 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 7:30 PM | Indoor Field C | Let's Get Active | 1 | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 0 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Amigos | 1 | Way Past Our Prime | 0 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Projects FC | 1 | Coed Wednesday House Team | 1 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 8:45 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 0 | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | YOTT FC | 1 | Bulldogs | 0 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Undecided | 1 | No Prob-llama FC | 0 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | Soccer? I hardly know her | 0 | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | |
| Wed 5/6/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Mildly Offensive | 0 | PIVO | 1 | |
| Week 4 | Wed 5/13/26 | 6:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Way Past Our Prime | 0 | Undecided | 1 |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Rock Hill | 0 | Blue Bombers | 1 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 7:30 PM | Indoor Field D | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 0 | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 8:15 PM | Indoor Field D | FC Benny | 1 | PIVO | 0 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 8:45 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Let's Get Active | 0 | Coed Wednesday House Team | 1 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Soccer? I hardly know her | 0 | Amigos | 1 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 9:45 PM | Indoor Field C | Projects FC | 0 | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 1 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 9:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Bulldogs | 1 | BFC | 1 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | YOTT FC | 0 | |
| Wed 5/13/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | No Prob-llama FC | 1 | Mildly Offensive | 0 | |
| Week 5 | Wed 5/20/26 | 7:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | FC Benny | 0 | Coed Wednesday House Team | 1 |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 8:00 PM | Indoor Field D | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 1 | Rock Hill | 1 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Undecided | 1 | Dyslexia Untied | 0 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | PIVO | 0 | YOTT FC | 1 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 8:45 PM | Indoor Field D | Blue Bombers | 1 | No Prob-llama FC | 0 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 8:45 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Projects FC | 1 | Amigos | 1 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 9:30 PM | Indoor Field AB | BFC | 1 | Way Past Our Prime | 0 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | Let's Get Active | 0 | |
| Wed 5/20/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field D | Bulldogs | 1 | Soccer? I hardly know her | 0 | |
| Week | Date | Time | Location | Home | Away | ||
| Week 6 | Wed 5/27/26 | 7:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | Rock Hill | 1 | Undecided | 0 |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | No Prob-llama FC | 0 | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | PIVO | 1 | Projects FC | 0 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | BFC | 0 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 8:00 PM | Indoor Field D | Way Past Our Prime | 1 | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 0 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 0 | YOTT FC | 1 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Blue Bombers | 1 | Let's Get Active | 0 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Mildly Offensive | 0 | FC Benny | 1 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Amigos | 1 | Bulldogs | 0 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field D | Coed Wednesday House Team | 0 | Soccer? I hardly know her | 1 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Bulldogs | 0 | Let's Get Active | 1 | |
| Wed 5/27/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Mildly Offensive | 1 | Projects FC | 1 | |
| Week 7 | Wed 6/3/26 | 6:30 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | YOTT FC | 1 | Soccer? I hardly know her | 0 |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Coed Wednesday House Team | 0 | No Prob-llama FC | 1 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 7:15 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Dodgy Blokes | 1 | Rock Hill | 0 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 8:00 PM | Indoor Field AB | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 1 | Way Past Our Prime | 0 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | Blue Bombers | 0 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 1 | PIVO | 0 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 9:30 PM | Indoor Field D | FC Benny | 0 | Amigos | 1 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | BFC | 1 | Projects FC | 0 | |
| Wed 6/3/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field C | Mildly Offensive | 0 | Undecided | 1 | |
| Week | Date | Time | Location | Home | Away | ||
| Week 8 | Tue 6/9/26 | 8:45 PM | Indoor Field AB | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | 0 | Mildly Offensive | 1 |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 6:30 PM | Indoor Field AB | Soccer? I hardly know her | 0 | Blue Bombers | 1 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 7:15 PM | Indoor Field AB | No Prob-llama FC | 0 | YOTT FC | 1 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 8:00 PM | Indoor Field C | Dyslexia Untied | 1 | FC Benny | 0 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 8:00 PM | Outdoor Field 2 | BFC | 1 | I Have Sh!t to do Tomorrow | 0 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 9:30 PM | Indoor Field AB | Coed Wednesday House Team | 1 | Bulldogs | 1 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field C | Way Past Our Prime | 1 | PIVO | 0 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 10:15 PM | Indoor Field D | Amigos | 1 | Dodgy Blokes | 0 | |
| Wed 6/10/26 | 10:15 PM | Outdoor Field 1 | Undecided | 1 | Let's Get Active | 0 | |
| Week 9 | Tue 6/16/26 | 9:30 PM | Outdoor Field 4 | Rock Hill | Coed Wednesday House Team 2 | ||
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