| Regular Season Standings | |||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | PCT | HTH | APDiff | |
| Land Sharks | 27 | 9 | 0 | 0.750 | 5.22 | ||
| Organized Chaos | 23 | 12 | 1 | 0.653 | 1 | 3.14 | |
| we'll take that | 23 | 12 | 1 | 0.653 | 1 | 2.44 | |
| I'd hit that | 23 | 13 | 0 | 0.639 | 1.61 | ||
| Win or Lose, We're Here for the Booze! | 21 | 15 | 0 | 0.583 | 1 | 0.22 | |
| Bombers | 21 | 15 | 0 | 0.583 | 2 | 1.06 | |
| Dat Ace Doe | 20 | 16 | 0 | 0.556 | -0.44 | ||
| Go Pound Sand | 18 | 18 | 0 | 0.500 | 1.19 | ||
| Bump, Set, ... PSYCH! | 17 | 19 | 0 | 0.472 | -0.56 | ||
| How I Set Your Mother | 14 | 22 | 0 | 0.389 | -1.94 | ||
| Boob farm | 11 | 25 | 0 | 0.306 | -2.11 | ||
| Aceholes | 10 | 26 | 0 | 0.278 | -4.11 | ||
| Bar Tease (we might change the name) | 5 | 31 | 0 | 0.139 | -5.72 | ||
| PCT = Winning PercentageHTH = Head-To-HeadAPDiff = Average Point Differential | |||||||
