Weather/Hotline Number: 847-577-3003 x6.
| Regular Season Standings | |||||
| Team | Win | Loss | PCT | HTH | |
| Onions | 10 | 0 | 1.000 | ||
| Shooters | 9 | 1 | 0.900 | ||
| Ace Degenerates | 7 | 3 | 0.700 | ||
| Young Money | 6 | 4 | 0.600 | ||
| The Funk | 3 | 7 | 0.300 | 1 | |
| Bawlers | 3 | 7 | 0.300 | 2 | |
| EOC All Stars | 2 | 8 | 0.200 | ||
| Wheeling and Dealing | 0 | 10 | 0.000 | ||
| PCT = Winning PercentageHTH = Head-To-Head | |||||