Weather/Hotline Number: 847-577-3003 x6.
| Regular Season Standings | |||||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | GB | PCT | HTH | RDiff | RS | RA | |
| Designated Drinkers | 10 | 0 | 0.0 | 1.000 | 141 | 198 | 57 | ||
| Sloppy Joes | 9 | 1 | 1.0 | 0.900 | 66 | 151 | 85 | ||
| Pitch Slaps | 8 | 2 | 2.0 | 0.800 | 65 | 147 | 82 | ||
| LumberKings | 5 | 5 | 5.0 | 0.500 | 1 | -5 | 127 | 132 | |
| Fightin' Hippopotami | 5 | 5 | 5.0 | 0.500 | 2 | 27 | 112 | 85 | |
| Stray Dawgz | 4 | 6 | 6.0 | 0.400 | -32 | 125 | 157 | ||
| Got Errorrs | 3 | 7 | 7.0 | 0.300 | 1 | -36 | 81 | 117 | |
| Old News Bears | 3 | 7 | 7.0 | 0.300 | 2 | -57 | 101 | 158 | |
| Huskies | 2 | 8 | 8.0 | 0.200 | -111 | 68 | 179 | ||
| Beers on Film.com | 1 | 9 | 9.0 | 0.100 | -58 | 117 | 175 | ||
| GB = Games BackPCT = Winning PercentageHTH = Head-To-Head/GroupRDiff = Total Run DifferentialRS = Runs ScoredRA = Runs Allowed | |||||||||